@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
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@maurex23: WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired.
@boring_as_heck: Crime rates are down 100% after President Obama made it illegal to do crimes. "I don't know why we didn't think of this before," he said.
@That_Damn_Duck: Let he who is without sin, get the hell away from me.
@labyrinthpretty: I just bought an answering machine! What should I ask it???
@ceejoyner: A solid knife fighting strategy is to move clockwise in increasingly larger circles until you reach a safe running distance.
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