@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
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@underchilde: If I tell you I'm "breaking out the fine china," I just mean the expensive paper plates.
@LukeAdams95: Ask your siblings to close your door and they will start telling u how u treated them 3 months ago