@Lamalover2: Are you surprised at life in general or is that just the way you plucked your eyebrows?
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@DanMentos: what’s your pitch? "so this guy steals from the rich…" ok "and gives to the poor” nice. what’s his name? "Robin…" haha I love it "Hood" wait
@shwebby2: Bars are Weird Its the only Business that kicks you out for buying TOO much of their Product
@jokeymcjokeface: Crime would drop to 0% if police uniforms were scary clown costumes. "Put your hands up and state your favorite balloon animal!"