@o__0Dev: Are you watching too much T.V but not doing enough reading? Turn your subtitles on. Boom, problem solved!
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@pleatedjeans: I'll never forget my 8th grade teacher. She was a 12-foot snake monster. Had 4 heads. Ate 7 desks. Killed a kid. Really made an impression.
@ilovepie84: Whenever I test drive a car and the Salesman decides to come along, I lock the doors lock eyes and say "We ride together, we Die together."
@shkeeber: Dating must've been so easy for cavemen. This my cave. This my fire. You like rock? I have many.
@mindintheshadow: I should probably eat this entire bag of Oreos tonight since they're going to expire in 2017.