@gegtik: Area man gains z axis, becomes volume man, won't stop yelling
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@LaytesAgain: For women, the worst part of a breakup is probably that incessant little voice whispering "Do something stupid to your hair."
@hamspamtymaam: If pulled over, immediately ask the officer if they've been drinking in order to establish dominance.
@Parkerlawyer: Client, "I should have known this marriage was going to fail when he hid my engagement ring in a gas station taquito."