@TimFederle: Aren't we all.
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@Brampersandon_: [being a caddy at the masters] GOLFER: *crouched down lining up his putt* ME (whispering in his ear): whatcha lookin at? a bug?
@ipalatsky: Old superstition: When wife laughs at your jokes: It means you have guests in the house.
@ShaunRightNow: Yeah I'm married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN'S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.
@Burger_Time_: Every time you shake hands with a dog u r entering into a dog contract whos stipulations u could never understand