@TimFederle: Aren't we all.
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@MsFoxIfUrNasty: Anyone else notice how Barney the Dinosaur is basically a T-rex & parents had no qualms about leaving their children with an apex predator?
@stephenjmolloy: Me: "I think my computer has become self-aware." Ian: "What makes you say that?" Me: "Well, for a start, it's named itself Ian."
@OddMarc: I'm definitely the most successful guy in this dollar store. Oh, wait. That guy has a tuxedo t-shirt. I'm the second most successful guy.
@Darlainky: *picking up coins off the dance floor* I knew I should have emptied my fanny pack before twerking.