@NourHadidi: Arguing with your parents is like trying to explain how to download music from iTunes to a plant.
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@JackieMartling: A couple's having breakfast. He says, "Were you faking it last night?" She says, "No, I was really asleep."
@iwearaonesie: my wife can find a stain on my shirt from across the room but can't see the mailbox when she's backing up?
@joshfadem: Jeopardy is petty. If you asked someone "What is snow?" No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.