@TheCatWhisprer: Ariana Grande is what happens if you feed a Bratz doll after midnight.
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@Underchilde: Purse snatching is a great way to make some extra money while getting in some cardio.
@Underchilde: Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury them.
@mishakey: How come when my kid wants to show me something, she has to place it directly inside my cornea?
@Hmmm_er: She: 5 mins babe He: Ok *discovers a new planet* *travels to it* *discovers life* *returns back* He: Ready? She: 5 mins babe