@yoyoha: ariana grande looks like she was designed in a lab by japanese perverts
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@Mr_Kapowski: *wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?
@majoleaguetweet: Life is like a box of chocolates, The good ones are always gone before I get there!
@JaneBadall: My son just referred to a beaver as a "wood-eater". So I mulled it over in my mind for a bit and it would seem he's correct on two levels.
@TheTweetOfGod: Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it.