@LizHackett: Ariana Grande would be the first kid on the factory tour taken away by the Oompa Loompas.
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@AristotlesNZ: 9yo: Look what I made! Me: What? 9yo: I taped 2 toilet rolls & made binoculars! Me: Great.*Holds up iPhone* This is what 9yos in China make.
@KKAlThani: A cop stopped me & asked "do you know why I followed you" so I said "cause my tweets are funny" & we laughed & high-fived & I'm in jail.
@kerouac741: Twinkle, twinkle little star How I wonder where you are If you're not so very far After work, let's hit the bar
@sixfootcandy: My neighborhood is having a meeting tonight about the crazy naked lady and I'm the only one not invited. Weird.