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@thatdutchperson: Someone rang my doorbell twice this morning, so I guess I'm having lunch behind the couch.
@FriskyOnWhiskey: If anyone's seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it's definitely the liquor store.