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@flashember: [Ariel climbs Rapunzel's hair with a dinglehopper between her teeth]

"There can only be one socially awkward Princess," she vows savagely.

[Ariel climbs Rapunzel’s hair with a dinglehopper between her teeth] “There can only be one socially awkward Princess,” she vows savagely.
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