[Ariel climbs Rapunzel’s hair with a dinglehopper between her teeth] "There can only be one socially awkward Princess," she vows savagely.

@jeffpfeifer66: Moaning and gasping "Give it to me baby!" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?

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@LetGoBeFreeDoU: Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You're Welcome..

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@michaelianblack: "Man of Steel" is about a boy learning how to control his alien body. It is a two and a half hour allegory about puberty.

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@ClassicMegan: Pro tip: when you have a drug test and they tell you to go to the bathroom in the cup, that means PEE. Always.

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@LackOfShame: How much longer until we can get pets that are also wifi hotspots?

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