@WritePlay: Ariel was a minor and couldn't sign a legally binding contract. You'd think the king of the ocean's lawyers could get that shit thrown out.
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@savvystrider: The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute.
@PieChord: Wanna know what it's like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
@ohthatbadger: Don't forget to wear your best clothes to church because Jesus was all about one-upping your neighbour with fancier duds.