@WritePlay: Ariel was a minor and couldn't sign a legally binding contract. You'd think the king of the ocean's lawyers could get that shit thrown out.
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@InternetHippo: The most realistic part of Harry Potter is how he goes to a school where he learns skills he can't use in the real world.
@Zombie_Kit: Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its "weird".
@TheRolo: "Dad this is serious I'm in jail" Hi serious this is dad "Dad! Be serious! Wait NO!" HI SERIOUS THIS IS SERIOUS!
@WilliamAder: Why hang Wanted posters in the post office? We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.