@WritePlay: Ariel was a minor and couldn't sign a legally binding contract. You'd think the king of the ocean's lawyers could get that shit thrown out.
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@nishadtrivedi: If you feel trapped in your body with no way out, just think about that guy in the middle of a conga line.
@badbanana: The sincerest form of flattery is having a robot from the future sent back in time to kill you. Imitation is a distant second.
@AimeeHelene1: If this paper cut is any indication of my pain threshold, then child birth would definitely kill me.