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@living_marble: "Arise! Arise! Foul creatures, I command that you arise! ARISE!"
"Dad, just once, couldn't you let mom or the alarm clock wake us?"
"ARISE!"

“Arise! Arise! Foul creatures, I command that you arise! ARISE!”
“Dad, just once, couldn’t you let mom or the alarm clock wake us?”
“ARISE!”

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