@realslimswamy: Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes.
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@ramenfuneral: "how about an animal that looks like a cross between a horse and a barcode" - creator of zebras
@KalvinMacleod: WIFE: you didn't use my shampoo again did you? ME: *shakes my head no but my lustrous hair gives me away*
@LimeyTheGreat: Went out to dinner last night & the hostess asked me "Where would you like to sit?" I replied "preferably on a seat." #accomplished