@realslimswamy: Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes.
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@KalvinMacleod: HER: it’s pretty sad when people are incapable of moving beyond small talk ME: do you like things?
@neiltyson: Anyone who thinks scientists like agreeing with one another has never attended a scientific conference.
@InternetHippo: I don't get movies where people switch bodies and they're like "Ahh I gotta get my old body back" if I could ditch this decrepit nightmare I'd be like lol bye
@Carbosly: It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative.