@realslimswamy: Arm wrestling is for guys who like to hold hands with other guys while staring into their eyes.
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@SamGrittner: Every horse you've ever seen has two people inside them. Horses aren't real. Commitment is.
@ChipKellysBalls: It should be a rule that if you're going to put you kid on a leash, you can't be mad if someone walks up, asks if they bite, and pets them
@Wuttercuerk: If you're a Mormon, and you have a mom, and you haven't been referring to her exclusively as Mitt Momney...then why the hell are you Mormon?