@RuffaloShuffle: Arnold Schwarzenegger glancing up excitedly and then looking away disappointedly multiple times while watching the intro to "Hey Arnold"
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@Rachelnoise: Chemistry, ok. But soulmates? You'd think if our spirits were perfectly matched, they'd be comfortable at the same thermostat setting.
@TragicAllyHere: *being abducted by aliens* Hey thanks guys it was getting pretty rough down there. What we got goin' on, snack-wise?
@duplicitron: Mail some pirates a treasure map leading to the exact spot where you need a hole dug for a tree.
@Vodkantots: [on first date] Him: What's your sign? Me: Vertigo Him: You mean Virgo? Me: I mean your stupid fucking questions are making me dizzy.