@PopSlapFunk: Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, "Hey, I found you on Twitter" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart.
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@Fred_Delicious: [Duck support group] "After i lost Barbara I was doing bread 5, maybe 6 times a day" *the other ducks nod sympathetically*
@LindseyEllison2: If you like to speak in different languages while high off marijuana, you're probably Rosetta Stoned.
@primawesome: Close your eyes. Picture a world without hunger. Open your eyes. I ate your sandwich.