@PopSlapFunk: Arrhythmia, blocked arteries, leaky valves, "Hey, I found you on Twitter" and other things that will suddenly stop your heart.
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@Brampersandon_: Wife: You're so predictable Me: Yeah? I bet u didn't see this coming *I go to throw water on her but shes already wearing a poncho* Me: Damn
@HallpassCanada: Just saw a really hot woman in 9inch heels pay for a plasma tv with ones.. I could be wrong but i think she might be a librarian.