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@Book_Krazy: [Arrives at work dressed as a sexy kitty]

Boss: *points to memo on desk* "It says no Halloween costumes"

Me: *slowly pushes memo off desk*

[Arrives at work dressed as a sexy kitty]

Boss: *points to memo on desk* “It says no Halloween costumes”

Me: *slowly pushes memo off desk*

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