@rolldiggity: Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!
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@mechapoetic: poor person eats crappy cheap food: YOU'RE UNHEALTHY & A STRAIN ON THE SYSTEM poor person eats fresh fruit: THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE NO SAVINGS
@hippieswordfish: *bank* 'miss, it says here that your debt is outstanding' *twirls hair* oh yeah? well i think your debt is pretty cool too
@lisaxy424: My grandma got her bathroom redone with this sparkly gold-specked tile and she just called it her "golden shower" so goodnight.