@rolldiggity: Art imitates life. Imitation is the highest form of flattery. Flattery will get you nowhere. So GOOD LUCK WITH THAT ART DEGREE!
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@jollyrobber: Dude's trunk just popped open in front of me on the expressway ramp. I instinctively looked to see if any of you were in there.
@Asbo_Unicorn: It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee
@Sir_Strange: "Oh my god, you've gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?" - my mother
@rolldiggity: Every Scooby-Doo mystery could be solved by asking, "1: Who is your most disgruntled employee?" and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop?"