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@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.
@ShoutingGoddess: A sincere apology is like coffee.
Don't talk to me beforehand.
@AngelaEhh: My dentist said I have a very wet mouth.
*Updates dating profile.
@OkieGirl405: 95% of your time as a parent is spent trying to figure out who broke it, who stole it and who ate it
@matthewthiessen: So a coffee break is when you stop drinking coffee for a minute, right?
@OhNoSheTwitnt: I wonder who the sorting hat will choose as the new Pope.