@Tups13: As a cat burglar most of my late night break-ins are actually well orchestrated attempts to pet other peoples animals.
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@PrincessAlexx_: Sending 17 text messages explaining why you're not crazy seems a little counterintuitive.
@WhaJoTalkinBout: If there is an opportunity for me to put my pants on backwards in the dark, I take it every time. Apparently.
@ilovepie84: Interesting that the homeless population is down and now there is a big sale of unlabeled meat at the grocery store.