@Tups13: As a cat burglar most of my late night break-ins are actually well orchestrated attempts to pet other peoples animals.
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@jonnysun: joel is coming over "eerily quiet joel or joel who alwayes forgets about social events?" [4 hours of silence] i.... i dont kno
@shawn_spree: I said I wouldn't go drinking in public again, but here I am waiting for my kids to get out of school.
@Just_Lee_: 4yo has repeated one word for an hour. 6yo is ninja fighting his imaginary friend. My move to a mental asylum will be an easy transition.
@stockejock: Twitter reminds me of what my grandpa always used to say, 'Who are you people and what are you all jabbering about anyway?'