@ricsem: As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices - take it or leave it.
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Leave everyone stranded at a bank robbery to play laser tag when you're the get away driver and suddenly no one is your friend anymore
@jaggings: Spider-Man, Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can / super speed, giant leap / crawls in your mouth when you're asleep
@MrNickNo: That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is "act natural, you're innocent".