@david8hughes: As a fireman, I'm constantly asked questions like, "Can you please stop flexing & put out that fire?"
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@Laser_Cat: The best way to get a job is to hold the other person's hand through the interview. If you don't get hired, no worries. You made a friend.
@UnFitz: I'm a people person. Mmmf. Sorry, my mouth was full. Let me try again. I'm a pizza person.
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@PaulyPeligroso: The cheese grader saw me walk in the house with a bag of shredded cheddar and shit got real awkward.