@david8hughes: As a fireman, I'm constantly asked questions like, "Can you please stop flexing & put out that fire?"
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@heyevergreen: Thought I saw a brownie walk by but it was just my dog. Other than that, diet is going well.
@carlyken: "Mom, what does married mean?" Taking naps together "Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?" No, that means he's getting divorced
@joeljeffrey: Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you dont know the man & he doesnt know youre eating his popcorn