@Sickayduh: As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: [taking communion at church] I'm a recovering alcoholic do you have any actual blood?
@pixelatedboat: "Predators are essential for a healthy ecosystem," I explained as I released a bobcat into the airduct
@TheAlexNevil: It's amazing how a simple act of kindness can change my bad mood into a suspicious bad mood.