@Sickayduh: As a gift to my girlfriend, Tola, I tattooed her name on myself in the mirror and I think that says alot
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@jonnysun: TERMINOTOR: come with me if u want to live ME: ok cool *just sits there* TERMINOTOR: COME WITH ME IF-- ME: ya i got it. im good right here
@thatUPSdude: Forget "once you go black you never go back" I say "For that special occasion go caucasian"
@WeissBrandon: Name the only building in the world with 80,000 stories The library (My 6yo told me to tweet this)
@JaySuch: When I see someone texting and driving I swerve my car into them and try to run them off the road cause texting and driving is illegal.