@MelvinofYork: As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some.
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@C00LpenNAME: Why are we wasting time on all these "beware of dog" signs? I’ve never met a cat that wasn't obviously plotting to kill somebody...
@sadvil: Mark Zuckerberg running for office is a terr… [Mark appears in window holding transcript of any of my convos with a girl in 2009] …ific idea