@o__0Dev: As a kid, I had to be careful not to curse around adults. Now as an adult, I have to be careful not to curse around kids.
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@TommyKarate: I hate it when I get my days mixed up and I accidentally take my stupid wife out instead of my girlfriend.
@3sunzzz: My sign? I'm a Zebra, no grey areas for me. Narrator: Ursula was indeed a Libra. She often confused astrology with zoology.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: My white cat has been beating up my black cat a lot lately so I guess he's been reading the news and knows he won't get punished for it.
@KeetPotato: you can basically just make up facts as long as they're about animals.. cows can't look left. you don't know