@liv_thatsme: As a kid, I refused to sing "rain rain go away" because I thought God would punish us with an apocalyptic drought,so no, I'm not easy-going.
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@fro_vo: ME: *whispering to date as symphony orchestra begins playing beethoven's 5th* can you believe a dog wrote this
@Mickey_McCauley: The main problem with gay marriage is when two men hold the knife to cut the cake they will be too strong and cut through the plate & table.
@PetrickSara: Husband:What do you want for Mother's Day? Me:I don't want to have to tell you what I want Husband:(goes to the store and never comes back)
@leechee420: Accidentally ate the sticker on my apple. This wouldn't have happened if it had been a Snickers.