@AmericanGent69: As a kid I'd watch Price is Right and think ha that sucks he won furniture. Now I'm like, wow I can really use a new bedroom set.
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@EvilSchwartzie: The police get mad at you if you try to marry a squirrel. Even if you're pretty sure it's a girl squirrel.
@alexjmann: You should marry the first person who can understand what you're saying while you brush your teeth.
@Crunch11b: About delete my Facebook account, I hope Stacey and Heather from the 3rd grade can handle the rejection.
@behindyourback: 11:30pm is the time each night when I ask myself the ancient question of the universe: what if I just ate everything