@AmericanGent69: As a kid I'd watch Price is Right and think ha that sucks he won furniture. Now I'm like, wow I can really use a new bedroom set.
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@Phoebetate: To the squirrel carrying the mushroom up a tree to his nest: you may want to eat that with your feet firmly on the ground, buddy.
@sofarrsogud: [Takes out scrunchie and shakes out my slicked back ponytail] Take the mugshot again.
@dreamthievin: Left a plaster cast of my mouth at the bakery so they know exactly how big to bake the cupcakes