@RandomAntics: as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.
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@david8hughes: [speaking at funeral] Deceased's brother: there's no words to describe the anguish we all feel right now Me: what about 'anguish'?
@: Me: Any news? Doctor: I'm just waiting for your x-ray. Me: But I've never dated anyone called Ray. Doctor: And we might do a brain scan.