@RandomAntics: as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.
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@RatBatallion: My favorite part of the bible is when god gives people free will and then kills everyone with a flood for not acting the way he wanted .
@KKAlThani: Next time you're not feeling hungry, tell yourself you're going on a diet in an hour & you'll unleash the starving African child inside you.
@Phook75: Working on a theory that Johnny Depp died shortly after The Rum Diary and filthy scarves and wigs are simply wheeled onto movie sets now