@RandomAntics: as a kid, there really wasn't anything I wanted to be when i grew up. and boy have i nailed it.
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@juliussharpe: For just $28,000, I will teach any politician or politician's wife to wave like a normal human being.
@Schmoodles: My new boyfriend says the cutest things, like "Who are you?" and "Why are you hiding outside my house?" and "My wife is calling the police."