@scenesfromahat: As a man, I honor Christopher Columbus every day of the year by refusing to ask for directions.
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@Dutch_50: Headline: "Russian Jet Shot Down by Turkey" My 1st thought was, "Holy shit the bird has gone Rambo." I must have Thanksgiving on my mind.
@ProBirdRights: I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it.
@pork_steaks: "Was this car tested on animals?" "sir animals can't drive" "will this car enable animals to drive?" "No" "SO YOU DID TEST IT!" "god damnit"