@hipstermermaid: As a millennial, most people assume I am desperate for praise, but the secret is: I would be totally fine with money.
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@dawny716: Damn girl, are you alcohol? Because I've had too much of you and I'm going to throw up.
@AmishPornStar1: I don't know why I would want to "Keep Up" with them... I don't even know where Kardashia is. (geography's not my strong suit)
@amydillon: My husband got me Alexa for Christmas, like I need another person in the house claiming they didn't hear me.
@Jasmin__Kaur: Me talking to someone five years older than me: ah yes we’re practically the same age Me speaking to someone six months younger than me: hello small child, it’s a big ol’ world out there