@Marlebean: As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream.
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@NightTraumaDoc: Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
@wickedimproper: ARUGULA is my favorite vegetable whose name sounds like a car horn from the 50's.
@Marlebean: Eating a banana. Thought I should tell you. Twitter seems concerned about women getting enough potassium. But... why can't I use my teeth?
@splegge: Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don't like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.