@Marlebean: As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream.
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@gogglepossum: [Alien monster is levelling Toronto] CANADAMAN: Excuse me, sir, SIR, could you stop please? SIR?
@Blunder_Woman: Forgot to pack tights so I'm wearing yoga pants with my dress and a long sweater. I look like a crazy cat lady.
@stevefrigley: Just recorded my boss yelling at someone on the phone. Guess who has a new ringtone.