@Marlebean: As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream.
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@david8hughes: Me: kids, your mother & I are in a gang now. There's room for 2 more members Son: but there's 3 of us Me [petting both our dogs]: 3 what?
@iamspacegirl: A man is knocked out during a robbery.His wife and children are brutally murdered- Pixar: Gee it's kinda dark ...Ok a FISH is- Pix: YES.
@marinhubka: I moved to LA 9 months ago and I've just been circling around this whole time looking for a parking spot.