@Marlebean: As a parent, the only warm meal I get around here is ice cream.
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@jonnysun: grandpa: ur father changed after the war me: somtimes emojis i never use appear in my frequently used page and i dont kno how they got there
@ratamack: I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles.
@Vice_Queen: Imagine meeting the person of your dreams and then finding out they use cutlery to eat a burger.
@ch000ch: [time traveler returns home to 1881] guys i forgot to grab the cure for malaria but here's some...DORITOS LOCOS TACOS [loud cheering]