@LifeUnPinterest: As a parent, you learn to accept you can't run away from your problems. They will find you. And they will demand fruit snacks.
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@WilliamAder: Remembered there were pudding cups in the fridge, so I walked faster than usual to the kitchen and now I know what a "runner's high" is.
@RealBobMortimer: FOR SALE: Circular metal shield with metal handle... possibly Roman??..(chanced across it on top of my dustbin) £8.00
@PantsDonkey: Everyone please stop saying that today's date only happens once. EVERY date only happens once, that's how time works.