@Jack9eight5: As a pot smoking narcissist, my life is all smoke and mirrors
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@thatdutchperson: [date with girl I met at the park] Waiter: is everything ok, sir? Me:*fighting back the tears* Her:*sigh* he expected me to bring my dog.
@trustmedaddy: My favorite part of going out is when I sneak out the club without saying bye to anyone to go home and sleep
@MsSouthernStems: The road to hell is paved with good intentions Note to self...avoid good intentions at all costs.
@Mikecanrant: When my gang enters a brawl, we take small steps forward while snapping in unison. Jeff does a flip off a wall too. Its pretty intimidating.