@Jack9eight5: As a pot smoking narcissist, my life is all smoke and mirrors
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@Maddy_ubert: Nurse - "OK we are gonna start you on the scale" Me - "You know what maybe I'm not so sick after all, *pulls knife put of leg*
@hellohappy_time: Can I be wracked with something other than guilt. Like. Can I be wracked with spaghetti.
@hardlyrelevant: "Oh, Monster TRUCK rally. Haha of course..." *Frankenstein slowly backs out of the room, hiding a 24 pack of condoms behind his back*