@BrosConfessions: "As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are " I haven't started either"
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@slaughthie: My anaconda don't want none unless you got a suitable living environment for him, a terrarium with a heat lamp, some small rodents, etc.
@BackrowSeats: Don't dwell on bad things that happened in your past. Focus on the terrible things that'll happen tomorrow.
@BlairLoudly: I decided to watch The Conjuring alone in a dark apartment and now I'm not allowed to make my own decisions anymore.
@Darlainky: I'm never more irritated by fashion than when I'm trying to stuff something in a fake pocket!