@BrosConfessions: "As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are " I haven't started either"
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@caraweinberger: It's crazy how my ex was so upset about losing me that he had to build a life with a new woman.
@stopbylater: Accidentally left my shopping list on the kitchen bench so had to rely on memory. Came home with a tub of icecream & a pony.
@Phook75: Looking at our latest Comcast bill and I can only pray that our daughter has zero aspirations for college