@BrosConfessions: "As a student the most comforting words you'll ever hear are " I haven't started either"
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@ShanaRose21: Every time I use hand sanitizer I wonder about the 0.1% of bacteria that isn't killed. What the hell kind of scary shit is that?
@taylortomlinson: I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly
@mikealfredcaine: shave your dog in the winter so he stands out in the crowd. if you lose him u can easily describe him as the cold bald dog