@jwoodham: As a white man, it's hard to deal with the fact that I have a far greater chance of becoming a serial killer than I do of becoming a rapper.
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@QwertyJones3: The woman who sits next to me at work just told someone she's surrounded by idiots. I feel bad for her.
@Underchilde: I sure get a lot of compliments on my people skills for someone who flips off 10 people every day.
@joeljeffrey: I always carry a piece of paper with me, just in case someone tries to attack me with a rock.