@jwoodham: As a white man, it's hard to deal with the fact that I have a far greater chance of becoming a serial killer than I do of becoming a rapper.
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@bourgeoisalien: Fun Adult Game: put your keys down. walk out of room. now try and remember where your keys are
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: I think my nephew finally figured out that there's no chameleon in this cage & that his Xmas present is a cage.
@timdonakowski: Naming my daughter "A Relationship" so I don't have to worry about punks wanting to be in her.