@KizerBillhelm: As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow.
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@OfficialMizGin: I put a message in an empty wine bottle and threw it in the ocean. It said, “Please refill and return to sender.” Now I wait.
@TheCatWhisprer: I'd rather get killed by the Blair Witch on the first night than have to camp another night.
@Mr_Kapowski: Coworker: Happy Thanksgiving Eve! Gobble til you wobble! Me: *mutters* How bout you slobble on my knobble CW: What was that? Me: You too