@KizerBillhelm: As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow.
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@ZombieProblms: My wedding vows said "till death do us part." My wife died, so I was a free man. Then she came back and bit me.
@BareChesty: Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning