@_SingleBabyMama: As an adult very few things are less humiliating than being caught in public trying to be cute for a selfie.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@lanyardtwerk: Caught my food taking a picture of me. When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog? What a creep.
@JanieBoBanie3: I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh.
@WheelTod: On your first day at the beach, go up to the toughest-looking guy there, and let the air out of his water-wings.