@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
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@TheHyyyype: TEACHER: That's the third time this week - please explain your tardiness ME: Well, it basically means that I've been late
@SCbchbum: Nothing snaps a woman into full blown CSI mode faster than an unfamiliar ponytail holder in her car.
@XplodingUnicorn: I had abstinence-only sex education when I was in high school. It was called Dungeons and Dragons.
@CoreyKeyz: You got 30 minutes to text me back or I'm breaking into your house & responding to myself.