@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: Babies are like tattoos. They're yours forever and maybe wait a few days before posting pictures of them so they're not all gross looking.
@NewDadNotes: Cop: I'll ask you one last time did you or did you not see the stop sign back there? Ace of Base: *starts sweating*
@TheRolo: Date: So what do you do for fun? Me: [Flashes back to me tightly strapping a Rolex around a quail] I love bird watching.
@dafloydsta: 1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? -top 3 things on my mind when I'm in a a conversation