@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
@SonOfCha: Guy on SportsCenter just said Tiger Woods is "swinging a mean stick", so look out, ladies. He's back.
@SadPeruna: If da Vinci were alive today, the "Mona Lisa" would have been called "IMG-20121020-00463.jpg"
@wolfpupy: "i wouldnt be caught dead" someone throws a net over my dead corpse "gotcha!!" "noooo"
@lecalabara: A website for religious potato chip lovers...Christian Pringle.
@BGH70: Who decided to call them "children", and not 'snot machines'.