@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
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@david8hughes: Me: so I've been a little unclear regarding everything you've asked me to do since Monday Boss: Jesus Me: let me finish. In February. 2011.
@Black__Elvis: I accidentally shot my girlfriend on a hunting trip because I mistook her for a deer in an orange vest drinking a Diet Coke.
@70Ceeks: I undo his overall strap & slide it off a barely perceptible shoulder. I pull his steel work goggle down around his "neck" "BanaNA" he moans
@PhilJamesson: A scrub is a guy who thinks he's fly. [I scramble to take off my full-body fly costume]