@Phook75: As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering
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@paperphotoyo: My neighbor can't understand why he just found human shit on his front porch. I can't understand why he would use a power saw at 5:48 am.
@GrantTanaka: there's a jehovah's witness dressed up as a cop who keeps banging on my door, haha nice try buddy
@NikiWithIssues: I went for a run today. What the hell is wrong with you people why would you do this to yourself you need help.
@RobocopLust: A portmanteau is when you combine 2 words to make 1 word. A great example of this is Groupon, a mixture of grey and poupon.