@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment
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@robfee: I wonder if the coach of the opposing team on Air Bud got fired when he explained to the principal how a golden retriever outscored his team
@maurajbg: *sees a newborn baby* One day, someone will write mean things about you on the Internet
@The_Grant_Boldt: "Mom can you pick me up a new comforter at the store?" "Okay" *Mom returns with Morgan Freeman* "I love you mom"