@zachreinert03: As I get closer to 30 I start to worry about more big picture things like famine and over population in my apartment
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@mrtruthandsoul: I'm always two drinks away from digging up my backyard to look for dinosaur bones
@imdaintyaf: How do animals in children's books always have nicer houses than mine when they don't have jobs & all they do all day is learn life lessons?
@LoveNLunchmeat: Daughter has amputated three dolls in the span of twelve hours. Really hoping our dog is smart enough to stay away from her.