@johnnyw1981: As I lay my phone down to sleep, I pray my brain won't think of tweets. If I die before I wake, I pray and hope my phone to break.
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@eyepluckeramit: Next time you're in the changing room and sales person asks if you need anything, just say "Yes, can I get some toilet paper?"
@GlumGeorgeLucas: I wish I gave Darth Vader different last words. Before he died, I wanted him to mutter, "I should have stuck to pod racing."