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@skitzoette: As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself:

"I'm going to get thrown out of this home depot in a minute."

As I looked at my naked body in the mirror, I thought to myself:

“I’m going to get thrown out of this home depot in a minute.”

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