@Robski_Boy: As I mentally undress you my OCD kicks in and I mentally fold all your clothes.
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@wildethingy: Could a murderer do THIS? *lawyer points to defendant doing cool tap dance* I remind the jury that only guilty feet have got no rhythm.
@novicefather: [opens door for two Jehovah's witnesses] Ugh...ok come in. The goat blood is in a vial on the table. I'll get the virgin from the basement.
@trashcanbee: My girlfriend never can hear me when I'm talking to her but when I'm talking about her she can hear me from the neighbor's house