@3sunzzz: As I sit in this coffee shop practicing for my Sign Language final it occurs to me, all of these people probably think that I'm talking to myself.
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@ficklenuts: HIM: I wanna do bad things with you ME: Like punching old ladies? HIM: Uh, no... ME: Stealing from the donation jar? HIM: God, no! I mean like- ME: Stroller tipping? HIM: You know, never mind. ME: Taking up two parking spaces? HIM: Goodbye ME: Putting habanero juice in-