@bingowings14: As I walk through the valley of the Shadow of Death, I remind myself that you can't always trust Google Maps.
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@DancesWithTamis: The only good thing about grinding your teeth at night is that every morning you can wake up and do a line of teeth off your pillow
@JP_theAntiHero: Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system
@Fred_Delicious: "Dad can we get a puppy?" "No but we can get a submarine if you like?" [2 hours later 3000m beneath the pacific] "dad I should be at school"
@SCBamaMan: AOL has been hacked. Users have also been asked to check their Atari settings for possible compromise.