@becks_bradley: As it turns out, "harder" is a horrible safe word.
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@AmishPornStar1: Survival Tip: When flipping off your wife behind her back... Make sure she's not standing in front of a mirror.
@YourFavMexi_Can: "I hope she got fat, I hope she got fat" - me looking up an ex girlfriend on Facebook.
@ArfMeasures: DOCTOR: Well, I can't find anything wrong with you. I suspect the problem is heavy drinking ME: Should I come back when you've sobered up?
@daemonic3: What is the deal with airplane food? Seriously, I'm trying to feed this thing and I don't know what airplanes eat.