@AGreaterMonster: As it turns out you cannot recharge your cell plugging it in to an electric eel. I'm just glad this aquarium had a paramedic on duty.
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@DaHess1: I want to see a pregnancy test commercial where 2 single people high five the shit out of each other because it's negative.
@HeyZeus666: I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.