@bigmacher: As long as Apple doesn't announce Ben Affleck as the new iPhone I think everything is going to be OK.
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@LackOfShame: Mom: "Why are you always on your phone? What's so great about the internet?" Me: It doesn't constantly ask me questions
@novicefather: My wife is addicted to goji berries but I wish she was addicted to something cheaper like cocaine.
@rmfnord: "Whoa! Hey there, buddy, leave me out of it. This has got nothing to do with me." - The Horse You Rode In On