@rohtalks: As Newton once said, "For every male action, there is a female over-reaction".
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@roadkill3x: I thought I saw a coyote in the yard tonight but I couldn't tell because it didnt have an anvil.
@Matt_the_1st: Use your whole data plan each month. There are children in China that have no data plan
@nbadag: [me at 22] in a hurry, better run up this flight of stairs [me at 32] i threw out my back because the toaster startled me