@rohtalks: As Newton once said, "For every male action, there is a female over-reaction".
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@velvettusk: My dog is coming home from surgery today and I hope he did ok. He can’t afford another malpractice suit.
@TheBeerGuy73: ...and then the whiskey whispered "You should totally tell her about what your ex used to do to you in bed."
@ladybroseph: Many said I couldn't crossbreed peacocks and flamingos. Yet, I stand here today with my beloved flamingcocks as an inspiration to our youth.