@rohtalks: As Newton once said, "For every male action, there is a female over-reaction".
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@TheMichaelRock: I've seen enough episodes of "Cops" to know that you should avoid all people with blurry faces.
@Black__Elvis: I once had a brush with Death and then a floss and a rinse; no woman wants to get intimate with a dark annihilator of souls with bad teeth.
@heatherlou_: *slips seductively out of shorts* You know what that means... *sleeps soundly for 7 hours* *drools a little*