@ComedicBust: As soon as I get to a party, I start saying goodbye; that way I'm out of there within 4 hours.
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@illuminatedwndr: I always like to keep $7000.00 on me in case I wanna stop at Whole Foods and get some fruit
@KenJennings: Friday night is my weekly time to ponder...which do I hate more: my friends, or having to make new friends?
@Thedudish: Men at the supermarket are like fish in an aquarium. Silent, with no recollection of how or why they got there.