@mulliganstewed: As soon as my daughter realizes Jamacians, Irish, & wizards don't all have the same accent, I'm probably going to get fired from storytime.
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@LizHackett: On one hand, I'm intrigued by witchcraft. On the other hand, it seems like it involves a lot of chopping and cooking.